Welcome to the 213th edition of the Thread About Nothing.
Failure To Load and Failure To Launch were great titles so I thought I'd to jump on the bandwagon.
Here are the TAN rules.
1) No politics, no personal attacks, no excessive swearing, no porn, no graphic violence/ gore.
2) The-Mod-Formerly-Known-as-Smackdad has ultimate, mind boggling authority. If he or any other moderators or editors say drop it, let it go. Please don't argue. It won't end well. Trust me on this one.
3) If there is a problem email firstname.lastname@example.org and he'll try to work things out.
4) Don't fail to eat lunch and don't order your steak rare unless you really want it that way.
Here's Ry Cooder from his album Paradise and Lunch with the Blind Blake classic, Ditty Wah Ditty. He's accompanied by jazz legend Earl "Fatha" Hines on piano.