GGN Thread About Nothing #207: Grizzly Bear


Hi there. Welcome to the 207th edition of the Thread About Nothing. Anybody wanna hear a bear joke?

A minister was out in the woods and he was walking along and he was chased by a bear. The bear caught him and got him down on the ground and the minister said, "Lord, save your servant's life and make this bear a Christian" and the bear knelt down and he said, "Lord, I do thank you for that which I am about to receive."

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Bill Morrissey wants to dance the Grizzly Bear.

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