GGN Thread About Nothing #204:The Goose Song

Welcome to the 204th edition of The Thread About Nothing.

At first glance, you might think this is a flock of geese flying south to escape the bitter sting of winter but you would be wrong. According to recently declassified documents, geese became extinct as a species nearly 40 years ago.

What you're actually looking at are cleverly designed wooden replicas of geese built by a crack team of wood carvers in an abandoned aircraft hanger at the government facility known as Area 51. The government undertook this project to avoid a general panic over the demise of the species.

Inside each "goose" is a tiny little man furiously peddling away on a bicycle like contraption that keeps his "goose" aloft. At frequent intervals he squeezes a rubber ball at the end of a horn to produce the familiar honking sound beloved by generations of wildlife enthusiasts.

The greatest difficulty for the government in maintaining this ruse is finding a sufficient number of tiny little men to pilot the craft. So if you're short of stature but stout of heart....If you're tired of the dullness of your present occupation and find yourself yearning for a life of travel and adventure, call our toll free number today. You'll be glad you did.

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Here's PigPen Theater Co. with The Goose Song.

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