Jets Fun Fact: Xavier Cooper Is Quicker Than Rashard Robinson

File this one under what the heck do we make of this?

The Jets signed a 295 pound defensive lineman today by the name of Xavier Cooper. The Jets also acquired a 175 pound cornerback today by the name of Rashard Robinson.

295 pound Xavier Cooper ran a 7.23 second 3 cone drill and a 4.37 second short shuttle at the 2015 NFL Combine. 175 pound Rashard Robinson ran a 7.31 second 3 cone drill and a 4.44 second short shuttle at the 2016 NFL Combine.

This is so bizarre I don’t even know what to say about it. How is this even possible? Is it an alien conspiracy? Are the Templars somehow involved? And if so, is Cooper actually a Templar Alien? Maybe I’ll just leave it here to percolate. Let’s hear your thoughts about this in the comments.