GGN Thread About Nothing #139: Lava

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Welcome to the TAN, the infamous Thread About Nothing, Lava edition. Lava is from the brilliant Pixar animated short "Lava" which showed in theaters preceding the recent Inside Out movie. In honor of my new-found Facebook friend Jamal Benekin, who loved me and my work so much he recently confessed his love for me on GGN's Facebook page with this epic bit of poetry: "Kill yourself writer! Die die die!" I just had to let Jamal know, I lava him too!

Here are the TAN rules. Memorize them. There will be a quiz at the end of this thread.

1) No politics, no personal attacks, no excessive swearing, no porn, no graphic violence/ gore.

2) I have ultimate, mind boggling authority. If I or any other moderators or editors say drop it, let it go. Please don't argue. It won't end well.

3) If there is a problem email me at and we'll try to work things out.

And now, shout out to Jamal, here's Lava.

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