Welcome to the TAN, the infamous Thread About Nothing, Piano Man edition. Billy Joel's classic, written when he literally was a piano man in a piano bar, struggling to make it in the music industry.

Here are the TAN rules. Memorize them. There will be a quiz at the end of this thread.

1) No politics, no personal attacks, no excessive swearing, no porn, no graphic violence/ gore. Period.

2) The mods have ultimate, mind boggling authority. Sp0rtsfan86 and I are the TAN mods. If we or any other moderators or editors say drop it, let it go. Please don't argue with us. We have final say, period.

3) If a topic is borderline we will warn you. Don't argue. Accept it and move on.

4) If there is a problem email sp0rtsfan86 at sp0rtsfan86@optonline.net or Smackdad at macgregorwells@yahoo.com. We'll try to work something out so that we don't have issues. We promise you will remain anonymous.

And now, Piano Man.