Welcome to the TAN, the infamous Thread About Nothing, The Ghost Of Stephen Foster edition. And now for something completely different, here's The Squirrel Nut Zippers singing The Ghost Of Stephen Foster. The Squirrel Nut Zippers were a somewhat difficult band to characterize of the late 1990's, sometimes lumped into the neo-Swing movement, but really they were unique unto themselves.
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And now, the Squirrel Nut Zippers with The Ghost of Stephen Foster.