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Jets vs. Bills: 5 Bold Predictions

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Beyond Bold. Rexian.

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Okay, so I didn't exactly go 5 for 5 last week, but despite a total lack of success, I'm going to keep making wild pronouncements. This one is for you, Rex! Disclaimer:  A Bold Prediction is something that is neither probable nor impossible. Bold Predictions are not meant to be likely to happen, but they must be achievable. Predicting that Zac Stacy will run for 500 yards this week is not a Bold Prediction. Claiming that Brandon Marshall will have at least 1 reception is also not a Bold Prediction. Predicting that Ryan Fitzpatrick leading the NFL in passer rating this week, on the other hand, certainly qualifies (any week.) Bold Predictions are unlikely, but possible. Here are mine:

1) Tyrod Taylor throws 3 INTs.

2) The Jets hold the Bills to under 50 yards rushing.

3) Three different Jets receivers catch a touchdown pass.

4) The Jets have a special teams touchdown.

5) Rex Ryan flips off the crowd when he gets booed.

Bonus Prediction: The Jets and Bills "new look" uniforms are so ugly in person that, after the game, the uniforms are liquefied and used to color Gatorade and the game tape is launched into the sun.

What about you?  What are your Bold Predictions for the Jets against the Bills?