Hola, to all my compadres! How's everyone doing on this fine day? Welcome to TAN 118. Before the fun begins...

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They are as follows:

1) No politics, no personal attacks, no excessive swearing, no porn, no graphic violence/ gore. Period.

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3) If a topic is borderline we will warn you. Don't argue. Accept it and move on.

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