Last night, I was watching a documentary called World War Z, and I realized that one of the zombies was, in fact, New York Jets General Manager John Idzik. As you can see in the photograph above, Idzik spends his free time feasting on the living.
It's all beginning to make sense. Idzik has become known for bringing in players with an injury history, but what if they're the only ones he can sign, because all the healthy free agents he brings in are bitten? Without spoiling the documentary further, this theory becomes more plausible after you watch.
GangGreenNation promises that we will continue with this investigation as we expose this zombie-infested organization for what it truly is. I suspect we'll find that Terry Bradway is Patient Zero.