Rex Ryan Reveals New Tattoo

Earlier in the offseason, New York Jets head coach Rex Ryan was famously outed as having a tattoo of his wife wearing a #6 Mark Sanchez jersey. Today, Manish Mehta of the New York Daily News has posted evidence from an anonymous source that Ryan has received a tattoo of Wendy's Baconator Medium Combo, with Coca-Cola on his upper left thigh. Ryan has since released a statement, saying:

As you all know, last year I underwent gastric bypass surgery and, as a result, my stomach cannot handle more than two almonds and half a bottle of Mike's Hard Lemonade. I miss the good ol' days, when I could sit back and relax with the staff of a local Wendy's, and eat out their monthly stock of food.

Ryan has reportedly taken the day off from work to drool over his new tattoo, repeatedly muttering the phrase, "Mmmhmm. Forbidden hamburger."