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Sunday Morning Bloody Mary: Talking Points Announcers Will Beat Into the Ground Today

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CHICAGO IL - DECEMBER 26: Head coach Rex Ryan of the New York Jets watches as his team takes on the Chicago Bears at Soldier Field on December 26 2010 in Chicago Illinois. The Bears defeated the Jets 38-34. (Photo by Jonathan Daniel/Getty Images)
CHICAGO IL - DECEMBER 26: Head coach Rex Ryan of the New York Jets watches as his team takes on the Chicago Bears at Soldier Field on December 26 2010 in Chicago Illinois. The Bears defeated the Jets 38-34. (Photo by Jonathan Daniel/Getty Images)
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We are at the final week of the regular season. It will be our final chance to see any broadcasting crew outside the top two teams on each network until next fall. I'm sure we'll hear plenty of canned talk today.

You know, everybody in the league is playing against a team in their division this week.

You know, the Jets brought in Mark Brunell to be a mentor to Mark Sanchez. (When Brunell enters game)

You know, the Bills are going to consider taking a quarterback in the NFL Draft.

You know, the Bills were competitive this year in a lot of their losses. Chan Gailey has the Bills going in the right direction. (You hear this from announcers with every first year coach no matter whether it's true or not.)

You know, Rex Ryan knows his team better than anybody. He's made the right call with his starters. (No matter what decision Rex makes, they'll probably praise it.)

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