He did, manage to pick Tom Brady and Belichick for nearly every offensive award possible, as well as former New England GM Scott Pioli (although I agree with this selection).
In the process of writing his piece while wrapped up in his plus-sized Patriots' snuggie, he managed to snub Jets' Pro Bowl CB Darrelle Revis as well as Pro Bowl C Nick Mangold.
As a tribute to his wonderful selections, I've chosen the above Braylon Edwards touchdown when he literally ran over McCourty and Meriweather.
If you want to burn your eyeballs and view his selections, continue after the jump and we'll suffer together.
MVP: Tom Brady, QB, New England. Stopped being a race when Mike Vick had his non-factor final two weeks.
Coach: Bill Belichick, New England. Narrowly over Raheem Morris of the stunningly 10-6 Bucs, because Belichick oversaw the revamping of his offense with a great personnel and coaching job, winning 14 games.
Executive: Scott Pioli, GM, Kansas City. Again, narrowly over the Bucs' Mark Dominik, whose team played 13 rookies in winning games at season's end. But Pioli's draft (strong character players and impact rookies), and the Chiefs winning the AFC West, gave him the edge.
Offensive player: Tom Brady, QB, New England. Hard to beat out a guy with 36 touchdowns against only four interceptions.
Defensive player: Julius Peppers, DE, Chicago. Matthews and Cameron Wake my 2-3.
Offensive rookie: Sam Bradford, QB, St. Louis. Played every snap and had a better season than Mark Sanchez (look it up), and still I strong considered Steeler center Maurkice Pouncey, who played like an eight-year vet from August on.
Defensive rookie: Ndamukong Suh, DT, Detroit. Ten sacks with the amount of focus and pressure that was on him? Amazing. Edged Devin McCourty. Though I have McCourty as one of my corners and Suh not on my D-line, Suh had a better year than McCourty.
Comeback player: (tie) EJ Henderson, LB, Minnesota; Michael Vick, QB, Philadelphia. Comeback player can mean coming back from anything -- injury, jail, whatever -- and I realize Vick was on the team last year and just didn't play much. I was solid on Henderson all along, but Vick's resurgence was so compelling and so great that I had to include him.
WR: Calvin Johnson, Detroit; Roddy White, Atlanta. Sorry, Brandon Lloyd and Reggie Wayne. You're both deserving. I just loved the year Johnson had in scraping together 77 catches and 12 touchdowns with subpar quarterbacks throwing to him.
TE: Marcedes Lewis, Jax. Over Antonio Gates because Gates missed so much time.
T: Jake Long, Miami; Marshal Yanda, Baltimore. I went tough at tackle. Two warriors here, particularly Long, who played so much of the year with a torn labrum.
G: Ryan Lilja, K.C.; Rich Seubert, Giants. Seubert's here, edging Brandon Moore of the Jets, because I thought he had a superb year of versatility. Seubert started 7 games at center, so it is difficult for me to exclude someone who played 16 games at the guard position, but he was such a versatile fireman for the Giants, he definitely deserved a place on this team.
C: Alex Mack, Cleveland. Doubt this? Watch the job Mack did on Vince Wilfork in the Browns' beatdown of the Patriots.
QB: Tom Brady, New England.
RB: Arian Foster, Houston. Won the rushing title and caught the ball well out of the backfield. Even so, I thought long and hard about Jamaal Charles here.
FB: Ovie Mughelli, Atlanta. Blocks as well as any fullback in the game. Huge edge for Michael Turner.
DE: Vince Wilfork, NE; Julius Peppers, Chicago. Wilfork played everywhere on the Pats' line, and played everywhere well.
NT: Kyle Williams, Buffalo. No other nose man is the combo pile-pusher and backfield invader that Williams is.
DT: Jonathan Babineaux, Atlanta. Love how he moves so powerfully through guard-tackle and guard-center holes. He's one of the long-overdue guys to get credit for the Falcons' defense.
OLB: Clay Matthews, Green Bay; Cameron Wake, Miami. Two tremendous pass rushers who don't take plays off. Pretty hard to not put Terrell Suggs somewhere on this team, but these guys, I thought, were two of the most dangerous rush 'backers in the league this year.
ILB: Lawrence Timmons, Pittsburgh. Represents James Harrison and LaMarr Woodley here. Could have picked any of the three. Love the way Timmons moves sideline to sideline and covers as well as any other inside 'backer.
MLB: Ray Lewis, Baltimore. Don't believe the hype that this is it for Lewis. He played great this year.
CB: Nnamdi Asomugha, Oakland; Devin McCourty, NE. McCourty makes it because Darrelle Revis was just OK for much of the middle part of the year because of his bad hammy, and because I thought Brandon Flowers had a so-so end of the year. Tramon Williams also very close here.
SS: Troy Polamalu, Pittsburgh. Missed two games and had a couple in which he had little impact because of his ankle/Achilles issues. Still the most instinctive safety in football.
This makes perfect sense, right? The Patriots' play in the postseason in the last two years certainly dictates how much this award really means. The results speak for themselves, and they've now been trounced out of the postseason at home in their opening game twice in the last two years.
I understand what criteria he used for the selections, and that it's the player that had the most impact at that position for their given team during the regular season, I get that. I also understand that Brady and Belichick didn't have a great supporting cast this year, but they obviously over-acheived (postseason results show this), so that argument is null.
While Revis may have missed two (and one-half) games due to injury, and got off to a bit of a slow start, he has been consistent since after Week 5 and has played his best football later in the season when it's counted, giving his team tremendous lifts in big games. Teams want to play their best football in November/December and we did that.
King really underestimated the importance of a shutdown corner, and the flexibility it provides for a defense. You cannot undermine the importance of the best shutdown corner on the planet, sorry.