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Kenrick Ellis is So...

Kenrick Ellis is so tough that if you try to hit him with a bat, he'll break your face... literally.

Kenrick Ellis is so tough, that he can start a fire by glaring through a magnifying glass.

Kenrick Ellis eats rocks and craps diamonds.

If you play rock, paper, scissors and say "Kenrick Ellis" then you win every single time.

When Jesus sneezes, God says "Kenrick Ellis blesses you."

Once, when Kenrick Ellis was a little boy in Jamaica, an older boy had asked him if he had ever smoked trees. Kenrick hadn't, but he was curious. So he grabbed the nearest tree by the scruff of its trunk and glared at it until it lit on fire... and then he smoked it. That was the first and last time Kenrick Ellis smoked trees.

When Kenrick Ellis is feeling a little low on iron, he eats iron.

Kenrick Ellis can create a spark by snapping.

Kenrick Ellis can bend a spoon with his animal magnetism.

Kenrick Ellis is so cool, he flips the pillow for warmth.

Why is Kenrick Ellis so big? He ate Snacks.

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