Now that some of our RBs have dreads I was thinking, what traits would you want each group to have?
QB - Throws a football over them mountains like Uncle Rico
RB - Dreads obviously
WR- Freaky fast
OL - Mullet and broken bloody nose with the breath right strips
DL - Overly athletic 300lb buses
LB - Don't care
DB - Richard Sherman clones
Kicker - Nigel 'The Leg' Gruff
I'm interested what other people would come up with.