Good morning, Gang Green Gangsters! I have literally scraped the entire internet, and there is literally nothing out there as far as New York Jets links.
To get your fix, I recommend checking out the archives of Infinite Jets. There is literally an infinite amount of articles in there.
You can also check out our thread about nothing. It's literally about nothing.
You can also ask Jeff Parks something.
You can read Xes&Os' examination of the Jets' tackling efficiency.
square1: Why the NFL may not be tax-exempt.
NYJets.com: Jeff Bauer says that the new process is refreshing. I'm glad he found something to do after "24".
The Jet Press: WR Jeremy Kerley on a crossing pattern. Running a Kerl route?
The Jets Blog: Free agency focus on safety.
ESPN: Cap breakdown of the Jets offense.
ESPN: Buffalo Bills HC Doug Marrone is unsure on the status of QB Kevin Kolb.
ESPN: A big payment awaits New England Patriots QB Tom Brady.
ESPN: Why the Miami Dolphins can't keep OL Jonathan Martin.
ESPN: What's next for Dolphins C Mike Pouncey?
NJ.com: WR Jeremy Maclin sounds confident that a deal will get done with the Philadelphia Eagles.
Over the Cap: Detroit Lions DT Ndamukong Suh has a tremendous amount of contract leverage.
Charlotte Observer: CB Captain Munnerlyn would like to return to the Carolina Panthers.
Chicago Tribune: A judge acquits former Chicago Bears David Terrell.
Slate: Internet troll personality study.
Here are yesterday's links, if you're feeling nostalgic.
And now some Metallica because literally nothing else matters:
Enjoy the rest of your weekend, folks!