BREAKING: New York Jets Develop New J-E-T-S Chant

"THERE'S NO WAY THIS PLAN CAN FAIL!" - Rich Barnes-USA TODAY Sports

THIS IS THE GREATEST INVENTION SINCE THE PET ROCK.

People, settle down. I know you've all been panicking about what to do since Fireman Ed stepped down as the New York Jets' official unofficial mascot. Personally, I've been sweating, pacing, and yelling angry catchphrases.

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By the way, this is what I look like.

But now, I can rest easy. And you know why? The Jets crack team has developed a system that will BLOW. YOUR. MIND. It's unreal how much better this new J-E-T-S JETS JETS JETS chant is than the old one. It makes Fireman Ed look like Fireman Meh. Or something. You ready? Here it is:

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Game changer, folks. It's all in our hands.

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