I saw this article and automatically thought David is slacking on his flight connections. Nevertheless, a great read:
* I've been informed that I can't post this until it's 75 words long. I will now ramble on incoherently until I meet these requirements - you can stop reading now. Go Jets. I hate Tom Brady and the Patriots. F'in Moe Lewis. I suppose technically the Jets are the Patriots father. Oh look, 75 words. Thanks.