With the end of the season also comes the end of the most riveting and in-demand articles in all of SBNation, my game previews and occasional wrap ups. Since then there has been an enormous void, and the people are suffering - crying out for their dear Hombre Namath to return to them. Fear not, dear people of Gang Green Nation, your minister of snark is here.

I need a new weekly feature for the offseason, and one of you are gonna figure out what that should be, and you're gonna like it. This is the time for your to voice your opinions or ideas of what you would like to see more of on the GGN front page. Besides tinley and a few choice others taking this chance to say "mock drafts lol", not much is off limits suggestion-wise. Just don't say player interviews, it's really hard to get Jim Leonhard to talk to a guy drunk-calling and identifying himself as Bro Namath early in the morning.

Help me out and win the following prizes:

A bologna sandwich.

An empty Jets lighter with half the plastic bubbled off from burns.

A fake toe.

A real toe.

A Jets day by day calendar with the first month and a half worth of pages torn out.

One left handed Jets glove.

Some old used DVD's I don't want including: Daredevil, National Security, Mariah Carey's Glitter, and House season 1.

A used copy of NFL Madden 2009 signed by me.

My gratitude.

A link to one of your fanposts or something else of your choosing in the weekly segment you help create.

For anyone else who doesn't want to help, you may use this post as an all purpose dumping ground for off topic comments of images. Or just ask me questions or lavish me with compliments and make me feel pretty. And as always, thank you for using GGN.

~Bro Namath