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BREAKING NEWS: Legendary GGN moderator BRO NAMATH, attempted to make out with ESPN's Suzy Kolber...

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BREAKING NEWS: Legendary GGN moderator BRO NAMATH, attempted to make out with ESPN's Suzy Kolber on the sidelines of 2012 ProBowl. The often controversial moderator, long referred to as the Ban-Hammer, was quoted as telling Ms. Kolber, "I wanna ban you." While the AFC team scored big this year, team BRO NAMATH was not as lucky. Though she appeared confused at first, Kolber responded, " What the f%ck is GGN? Who the f%ck are you? Get the f%ck out of my face." Ms. Kolber was not available for further comment. When contacted for a statement, GGN's Rexthejet, otherwise known as El Rey El Chorro, immediately responded, "I can't speak for GGN but... Hombre wanted to ban-hamma her in da worse way. But she refused to join da GGN. Had she join GGN, she would ha been officially ban for at least a few hours. Hombre Namath guarantee her dat. Hombre had too much Cerveza. I suggest you rex'd da sh!t out of dis FanShot like Hombre later rex'd da Dallas Cheerleader!" GGN member, Sanchise6 also responded, "Peace! Tell me what Bro did wrong!" He added a few extra !! for emphasis.