NO NO NO PLEASE NO. NO WITH CHERRIES ON TOP. NO WITH BLUEBERRY SORBET UNDERNEATH. NO NO JUST NO NO. REALLY NO. TRULY NO. ABSOLUTELY NO. NO TO THE EXTREME. NO NO NEIN. NYET, BROTHA. NO NO NO NON. UH UH. NOOO. I PRAY TO THE GODS OF NO AND OFFER THEM A SACRIFICE OF NO FOR NO NO NO NO. NO. NO WAY. NUH UH. NAAAH, SON. NO. NOT HAPPENING. NO NO NO JESUS CHRIST ON A NO CRACKER WITH NO DIPPING SAUCE ON THE NO. B-I NNO B-I NNO B-I NNO NO NO WAS NO NO NO. DO YOU KNOW THE WAY TO NO NO NO. AINT NO NO NO NO ENOUGH. TO NO HIM IS TO NO HIM. NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NYO NOT NEIN NISHT NYET NAH.N-O-N-O. NO MEANS NO. IT DOESN"T MEAN MAYBE, IT JUST MEANS NO. NO IS A TWO LETTER WORD. IT IS NOT A YES OR A MAYBE. IT IS JUST NO. HOW DO I NO HIM? LET ME COUNT THE NO'S. ONE LITTLE TWO LITTLE THREE LITTLE NO'S FOUR LITTLE FIVE LITTLE SIX LITTLE NO'S. NINETY NINE BOTTLES OF NO ON THE NO, NINETY NINE NO NO NO NO NO"S. IF HE WERE A BIBLICAL FIGURE HE'D BE NO-AH. IF HE WERE A NFL WIDE RECEIVER (cuz let's face it, he ain't anymore...) HE'D BE SAN-NONONO NOES. IF HE WERE A RUSSIAN WRITER HE'D BE NO-STOEVSKY. IF HE WERE A CEREAL HE'D BE CHEERI-NO'S. IF HE WERE A CITY HE'D BE NO-LEANS. IF HE STAMPED DOCUMENTS HE'D BE A  NO-TARY.IF HE WERE A KITCHEN UTENSIL HE'D BE A CAN NO-PENER. IF HE WERE A YANKEE HE'D BE CA-NO. IF HE WERE A MET HE'D BE THE CHANCES AT A WINNING SEASON. IF HE WERE THE KNICKS HE'D BE THE ODDS I CAN AFFORD GOOD SEATS NEXT YEAR. IF HE WERE A TV PERSONALITY HE'D BE NO-PRAH. IF HE WERE A COLLEGE HE'D BE NO-TRE DAMN NO. IF THE ONLY OTHER OPTION AT RECEIVER WERE PLAXICO, I"D STILL SAY NO. IF THE ONLY OTHER OPTION AT RECEIVER WAS ELMO, I'D STILL SAY NO. NO NO NO.

Stay tuned for the potential sequel, titled 'why god why'.