To cheer some people up, here's a partial list of which Jets would be some of the characters on the show "Family Guy." If you don't know Family Guy, watch some clips of the characters I've mentioned and you'll understand what I mean:
Peter = Rex Ryan
The funny fat guy who always has something to say and is always the center of attention.
Lois = Darrelle Revis
The perfect companion for your family. Makes a mistake once in a while, but ultimately makes the intelligent decisions for the benefit of the family.
Chris = Nick Mangold
Despite appearances, actually a lot smarter than they act. They really look a lot alike with a baseball cap on.
Meg = Brian Schottenheimer
Nobody respects them or anything about them - and for good reason.
Brian = Mark Sanchez
Has a lot of ups and downs - you'll never know how an episode will end for him.
Stewie = Bart Scott
Evil genius that says and does a lot of strange things.
Joe = Wayne Hunter
Great upper body strength, no legs.
Quagmire = Antonio Cromartie
Herbert = Eric Smith
Can somebody kick this guy out of town before he snaps and kills somebody? Also, he moves fairly slowly.
Death = Kenrick Ellis
Doesn't seem too scary, but he will destroy you when you least expect it.
Greased Up Deaf Guy = Joe McKnight
Not a major player in the grand scheme of things, but there is this.
I know this isn't a complete list in the slightest, but I hope I've cheered you up just a little bit. Have a good week. See you Thursday.