Which Jets Would Be Family Guy Characters?

by MachlinT on Nov 14, 2011 11:32 PM EST

To cheer some people up, here's a partial list of which Jets would be some of the characters on the show "Family Guy." If you don't know Family Guy, watch some clips of the characters I've mentioned and you'll understand what I mean:

Peter = Rex Ryan

The funny fat guy who always has something to say and is always the center of attention.

Lois = Darrelle Revis

The perfect companion for your family. Makes a mistake once in a while, but ultimately makes the intelligent decisions for the benefit of the family.

Chris = Nick Mangold

Despite appearances, actually a lot smarter than they act. They really look a lot alike with a baseball cap on.

Meg = Brian Schottenheimer

Nobody respects them or anything about them - and for good reason.

Brian = Mark Sanchez

Has a lot of ups and downs - you'll never know how an episode will end for him.

Stewie = Bart Scott

Evil genius that says and does a lot of strange things.

Joe = Wayne Hunter

Great upper body strength, no legs.

Quagmire = Antonio Cromartie

He has "a thing" with women. And way more kids than even he can keep track of.

Herbert = Eric Smith

Can somebody kick this guy out of town before he snaps and kills somebody? Also, he moves fairly slowly.

Death = Kenrick Ellis

Doesn't seem too scary, but he will destroy you when you least expect it.

Greased Up Deaf Guy = Joe McKnight

Not a major player in the grand scheme of things, but there is this.

I know this isn't a complete list in the slightest, but I hope I've cheered you up just a little bit. Have a good week. See you Thursday.

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Lol that was great

And That Is a JET FIRST DOWN!!!
No This is Patrick...

by JetsFanMurphy on Nov 15, 2011 12:02 AM EST reply actions

Good Stuff!

by DesertJetFan on Nov 15, 2011 12:48 AM EST via mobile reply actions

Rec’d.

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by bobdolethesnapplelady on Nov 15, 2011 1:58 AM EST reply actions

Shotty would be:

The messed up clone Stewie made of himself to be his assistant.

My second option for Shotty would be Mort.

by Timmaht on Nov 15, 2011 10:09 AM EST reply actions

I think Schotty would be better as Adam West

Most of the time what he does or says doesn’t make any goddamn sense.

Sir, Our math shows that the bird is equal to or GREATER THEN the word. CHECK IT AGAIN!!!!

by statusquo on Nov 15, 2011 10:23 AM EST reply actions

You mean, "Adam Whee!"

Damn, I love that show.

by Timmaht on Nov 15, 2011 11:03 AM EST up reply actions

Kerry Rhodes would be the yellow chicken

always fighting with Peter/ Rex Ryan .
Brodney Pool would be Cleveland because Cleveland talks like he had 50 concussions

if its for you it won't pass you

by tinley24 on Nov 15, 2011 11:30 AM EST reply actions

westhoff should be herbert

and eric smith should be herbert’s dog

if its for you it won't pass you

by tinley24 on Nov 15, 2011 11:33 AM EST reply actions

That dude from Penn State would be Herbert if we needed to expand this Family Guy naming.

Being facetious Bro Namath, don’t go and warn me again!

by Timmaht on Nov 15, 2011 12:54 PM EST up reply actions

I'm wondering how many threads you're going to spread this to before someone else deals with you

Recusing myself.

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by Bro Namath on Nov 15, 2011 1:34 PM EST up reply actions

It’s more fun to watch you do it.

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by bobdolethesnapplelady on Nov 15, 2011 1:42 PM EST up reply actions

Gigitty, Gigitty, Goo!

by Timmaht on Nov 15, 2011 3:59 PM EST up reply actions

Also, first time I've talked about the Penn State assistant or Herbert.

Not even sure what his name is and really hope he didn’t do it, the world doesn’t need any more molesters then there already is.

by Timmaht on Nov 15, 2011 4:01 PM EST up reply actions

my favourite episode of family guy

is the one where peter goes to ireland to find his real dad . the scene when they landed at dublin airport and the runway was full of beer bottles was FAF .
just want to let all you guys know that we have cleaned the runway since the show aired so don’t be put off paying me a visit lol

if its for you it won't pass you

by tinley24 on Nov 15, 2011 11:47 AM EST reply actions