Get Coached By Rex Ryan DVD: A GGN Giveaway

It was a great feet what the jets just accomplished. They really were on their toes the whole game and we were stopped dead in our tracks. Gotta give compliments to Rex Ryan, using his feet like that to get to the end zone to congratulate shonn greene. All around, a great effort by the jets and we’re gonna be watching that footage for quite some time. Oh, and feet.

tough loss. i didnt put my best foot forward tonight. eric smith knocked my feet right out from under me today so i’m not feeting, sorry, i mean feeling too great right now. as soon as san"toe"io holmes got his feet in bounds i knew we were finished. we also lost that footrace w/ cotchery and that really hurt our chances. we were just a foot away from recovering those onsides kicks. a foot!!!! imagine, another foot and we wouldve been back in the gm. but hey, this is a gm of football and football is a gm of feet and inches. in football you have to have football players make football plays and we didnt leave everything on the football field. (that’d be 15 referances to feet)

Just wanna say guys, you know its not easy to handle defeat. You know you put your heart and soul sole, into everything you do and its really a shame that we were handed defeat. You know the defense, they were on our heels every play, they made Brady uncomfortable enough for him to have to use his footwork to avoid sacks. You know from the start of the game we had to be on our toes for any surprises they might have, and for the first series I was absent from we really had them back peddling on the balls of their feet while we marched like little foot soldiers down the field.

Santonio Holmes, wow that guy has mastered the art of toeing the line between a touchdown and an incomplete pass. He was there and even if he didn’t get his knee down, he’d have had that extra toe in the end zone.

Cotchery really used his feet to gain an advantage on that 50-something yard run, definitely toed the line. I thought he’d be a foot out of bounds there when he jumped the safety.

Tomorrow we’ll come back watch the tapes. Finish up what we need to do and well, for guys like me not going to the Pro Bowl, we’ll have to clean out our footlockers, probably be dragging our heels the whole time after a defeat like this. We’ll have to regroup, dig in plant our feet and go forward on the heels of this promising season’s end.

Sorry, Im not here to toe the company line, that game hurt like a foot in the ass. It leaves a bad taste in my mouth, like toe cheese. They were obviously the heel in this game, yet they still came out on top.

 I thought we might have a chance if Sanchez played with happy feet but that wasnt the case. They just kept their foot on the gas and kept moving.

 What next you guys ask? I think Im going to take the family to St Louis and see the Gateway Arch. Maybe afterwards I’ll stop for a lttle sole food. Well if thats all, think Im going home to watch some Toe Jam and Earl with the kids.

it’s rediculous i tell you, on one foot, wes welker is making foot reference about me? can you believe this f**t that they are saying? just disgusting, disgusting, all this f**t, i’ve had enough, there just toeless, toeless i tell you. were just going to turn the other foot, were going to make a pinky toe out of it. were going to go out and beat the f**t out of those guys. All our guys can beat them, revis, cro, both have good feet. cro want to say f**t him, he can say that, i back him up with all the feet in my body. were going to run there feet into the ground

final score jets 28, good little foot soldiers 21

They caused Brady to be uncomfortable all day. Did you see the way he was bouncing around on his feet? Talk about happy feet. The footwork of their O-line was being constantly outdone. It was as if all the Jets d-line had to do was take one step and they were less than a foot away from Brady’s face.

And who can forget the massive hit on Brady, where it looked like his elbow was send backwards! It took him right off his feet.

All in all, Wes Welker should have put his foot in his mouth. He wasn’t breaking anybody’s feet with his jukes tonight.

And of course, in defeet, the Pats can’t accept that they just didn’t put their best foot forward, and the Jets did. The Jets booted them right out of the playoffs.

I was over on Pats Pulpit and saw fans complaining:
“All that pressure on Brady wasn’t some amazing feat feet, come on! The Jets were like a foot offsides when the ball was snapped!”

One last thing, though, and this is towards the media:
ESPN, you guys were kneeling over kissing the feet of the Patriots. And now, you need to take a step back and view just how you’ve conducted yourselves. It’s like you’ve sold your souls soles to Boston and LA. I mean, any time Kobe Bryant leaves his feet you guys have an orgy. Brady’s girly hair just about sweeps you off your feet like little schoolgirls. Why don’t you guys give the Jets some love?

And of course, finally… Jim Nantz. You criticize a guy for celebrating a touchdown? Why? You wouldn’t have even noticed if the referee didn’t throw a flag because he left his feet. You’d be too busy drooling over Brady’s Bieber hairdo.

Sorry for stretching out the post, guys. I just had a lot to talk about, and I’m ecstatic that now the Jets have proved to the media and to the NFL that the Patriots aren’t undefeetable.

yeah,we silenced them today. they were running away on their heels at the end of the game. we ran there feet into the ground. f**t them, f**t tom brady, f**t bill belichek, f**t wes welker, f**t all those guys who doubted us. there a great defence? my foot! a great defence can run on there feet better than that. look at that tippy-toe catch by san-toe-nio holmes, thats how you use your feet. they can cry wee, wee, wee all the way home to their mamas, cuse they got de-feet-ed by us! you want to play with heart, look at rex ryan use his feet running into the end-zone, thats some good feet. remember when they did the lights out dance a couple of years ago? they won’t this time, since my lt used his feet to day!

any last words?

we going to beat those steelers come sunday, san-toe-nio holmes will have his reunion, with the rest of those f**t steelers.

I know Bill B. wanted all of us to just toe the line, but I couldn’t resist putting my best foot forward to try and get a few laughs. Of course, things didn’t work out too well and hoodie held my feet to the fire by benching me for the start. Believe me it wasn’t easy cooling my heels while the Jets walked all over us on the field. Taking a step back, it does appear as though I shot myself in the foot with all those jokes. But it isn’t my fault that we couldn’t go toe to toe with the Jets and now, the shoe is on the other foot as we were soundly defeeted and now have to take a step backwards before putting one foot in front of the other to make it back to dance in the future. I’m not going to tip toe around the issue, the Jets got a leg up on us and never took their foot off of our throats.

What can I say, the Jets really punched us in the Eye. They executed well, showing they were better than we were, better than I Am. Everything our offense did was meaningless, the Jets defense came out the box with a really great Plan A. Rex Ryan is without a doubt now a coaching Giant. Maybe next time we’ll have a chance if we can find the right Tool.

I’m not playing footsie- I am nearly sorry. I really shot myself in the foot on that one. Foot Foot Feet.

I was caught flat footed by the response to my overtly smug statement. I know I really put my foot in it when Coach Bill put his foot down and benched me for 4 plays. I knew I really stepped in it.

It made a strong statement to the team that we all remembered for nearly a minute afterward.

In the offseason Coach Bill is making me wait on him hand and foot. Not for punishment- he’s just funny that way. I will forever be at his feet like a good little footballer.

As everyone knows by now in the self righteous Patriot Nation , the Jets did not win the game. We lost it. Like many of our team, we came up a foot short. Feet Feet Feet.

Our defense was dead on it’s feet with no sacks or hits on the quarterback. Our secondary had two left feet and couldn’t cover a matchbook with a Wilifork jersey. Even Coach Bill can’t win a game with two dead left feet.

Our offense never got on it’s feet. Tommy was on his toes, and showed everyone he was the greatest QB in the history of the universe on all 10 plays when he wasn’t knocked of his feet by those classless thugs without Uggs.

Did I mention feet?

Our running game was two feet short of Danny Woodhead …. so let’s just call it a minus one foot. It made Tom Terrific so angry he held everyone’s feet to the fire with yet another screaming Tommy Tirade. When he puts his foot down and gives us a good bootlicking, it’s really hard not to giggle. I really forces us to concentrate. Foot. Feet Feet.

But there are no excuses, other than the ones I just listed. We’ll have 50 more by the next time we face the classes Jets. If only we had Randy Moss we could blame it on him again. It was a foot race, and we came up short. Not Woodhead short, just Welker short. Feet Foot Foot.

Now our season’s over. Again. We’re getting used to that. DId I mention our rings yet?

After Tommy Two Shoes and and I share a good Bro-Cry, it’s time to pack our footlockers and go home to a “nice shrimp dinner”. We’ll get back on our feet and tank next postseason. Feet Feet Foot.

Finally I would really like to offer a smarmy condescending apology to Bart Scott. I know he wasn’t threatening to put me six feet under, but he is a really angry bad bad man. He looks like Big Foot. He is an embarrassment to this game we call Pats Ball. No self respecting Ugg footed metrosexual would touch him with a ten foot pole.

Again, Bart -my sincerest feigned apology.

I’m just classy that way.

Well first off I would like congratulate GANG GREEN on playing a phenomenal game; they really KICKED our butts from the opening KICK.

I am upset that Bill sat me; I really thought I had a LEG up on the competition.
I guess the time off gave me a chance to HEEL.

No I did not have a good day; Revis can go TOE to TOE with the best WR’s.
He is one of the best CB’s around. He is strong and fast; he can beat most of these guys BAREFOOT.

We thought we had a good gameplan going in, but we completely FLIPFLOPED.
I guess you can say we BOOTed it.

Ya that was a great grab by Holmes, He got a knee down and TIPTOED the other FOOT.

-Ummm, Wes who are you talking too? There is no one in the locker-room your season is over!
I know I know I got my FOOT put in my mouth, no one wants to hear my FUNGUS after such an embarrassing loss to GANG GREEN, but I am very CALLUS because I have no SOLE!

I guess it’s time to go back to my real job at FOOTLOCKER.

wow this is a tough loss to handle . i know this may sound a little CORNey but i didn’t think we were INSTEP with each other tonight . we tried TOE play our SOCKS off but the jets came at us from the start with a BLISTERING pace and we never got our rhyth going . the reason we played so poorly was bill has this thing about brady’s hair and stole his bottle of head and TOElders shampoo after our last practice and it got the team off on the wrong FOOT for the game . we just weren’t DANCING to the same FEET after that . i didn’t start the game because i had a hidden injury all year that i never made public but i can tell everybody the injury is ATHLETES FOOT .i need a BOOT in the arse after my performance but it was much than brady’s performance which i would describe as UGGly
i admit i did sort of put my own FOOT in my mouth with my comments b4 the game but just to show ther are TOE hard FEETlings between myself and rex i wish TOE apologise and TOE tell rex i am available for FOOT rubs from now till july . the reason for my tears after the game was not the deFEET but having smelt branch’s SOCKS after the game, they smelt of sour grapes

Wes to the Media:
“We just didn’t get it done out there today-(waa-sniffle-cry)”
Media:
“How did you feel about being benched today?”
Wes:
“Ummm (sniffle), well (cry-boo-hoo)—I respect Dad’s, err, coaches decision”
Media:
“Do you regret now, making those stupid, smug, arrogant, foot fetish references?”
Wes:
“(Sniffle-Waa-cry) Yes, it was not very smart to do that—I wish it (sniffle) never happened”
Media:
“Why the hell are you crying again”
Wes:
“Well, (sniffle)-I am really sad for Mr. Brady, I mean (cry-waa-boo hoo) he had a great season and I wanted this for him, ya know—(sniffle)”
Media:
“Will you watch next weeks game?”
Wes:
“yes-I heard that there is a funny new beef jerky commercial—the one with sasquatch, you know?—Man I love that Big FOOT”

Going toe to toe with an opponent like the Jets is always going to be tough. We’ve got to step up to the plate and put our best foot forward. You can’t just kick back on your heels and callus up. You really need to dig your toenails in, scrape your feet on the ground like a bull and charge forward. You can’t get cold feet because if you do you’re likely to be burried 6 feet under ground on the scoreboard pretty quickly with a coach like Rex Ryan. I have a lot of repect for him and the Jets. They have a lot of heart and a lot of sole.

Sure they talk a lot of trash but they back it up and if you end up talking trash back you wind up putting your foot in your mouth and getting booted out of the playoffs so you have to be careful. They like to disguise coverages and we weren’t ready for some of them. They were stocking up on their blitzes and were being very tinactful about it all. We didn’t know what it was all agout.. I mean about. I know it’s corny but we worked really hard studying those tapes and it’s like we didn’t learn anything. We just didn’t execute well enough and shuffle our feet fast enough. You’ve got to side step faster. You’ve got to stay on your toes and be ready to adjust to anything with a team like that.

From what I understand Tom had the flu and a broken foot too so that didn’t help our cause any. So tonight the doctor will examine him. Probably rub his foot down. Lather it with some creme. Massage it a little. Look at it through an x-ray and see if there’s anything he can do to ease the pain that he fought through today. That Tom… he’s tough playing with a hurt foot like that. He’s lucky a bunion doesn’t form or some toe turf. But yeah Tom.. he’s tough… and he’s a real fungi to be with.

Thanks.