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Brett Favre, Prepare to Retire


I just took a look at the Vikes' schedule, and I don't think Favre is going to make it past week 8.  Six of the first seven teams he'll face have good defenses that are predicated on hitting the QB.

Week 1: @ New Orleans -- yeah remember them Brett?  They're the team that brutally violated you for 4 qtrs and tore your ankle out of its socket.  I'm betting the game plan won't change much for you.

Week 2: Miami -- Mike Nolan is instituting a new, attacking 3-4.  And the hits keep on rollin.

Week 3: Detroit -- pray to God that Kong Suh isn't legit. 

Week 4: Bye -- Serious re-examination of the retirement thing as you prepare for...  Oh shit...

Week 5: @ Jets -- You just know Rex and the boys are dying to make a statement and send a message on Monday night football.  Yeah, them Jets sure talk a bunch, but its the quiet ones you gotta watch out for.  Hey Brett, where the heck is David Harris?  You shoulda talked to him more when you were here man.  I don't think he likes you.   

Week 6:  Dallas -- remember that unnecessary TD you threw to run up the score in the playoffs last year?  Yeah... they didn't.

Week 7: @ Green Bay -- another attacking 3-4; and they're just dying to bury you in the tundra.

Week 8: @ New England -- the Chick's defense was big disappointment last year.  Gotta feeling the Chick aint gonna let that happen again.  And its another goddang attacking 3-4. 

 

And that, my friends, is how Brett Favre retires.  Finally.

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