WHY THE JETS WILL NOT WIN ANYTHING AGAIN EVER EVER EVER !!!111!!!!!1

by SioneBAAOOOHA on Dec 7, 2010 10:26 AM EST

LETS LOOK BACK IN HISTORY. 100 YEARS AGO, THE NEW YORK JETS DID NOT WIN A SINGLE GAME! AND THIS TREND CONTINUED UNTIL 1960, WHEN THE TEAM WAS FOUNDED, ONLY EVEN THEN IT WASN"T GOOD ENOUGH TO BE IN THE NFL FOR ALMOST TEN YEARS! IT TOOK TEN YEARS TO WIN A CHAMPIONSHIP AND THERE IS SOME SPECULATION THAT JOE NAMATH WAS ACTUALLY A ROBOT SO MAYBE EVEN THE JETS CHEATED! AND OMG THEN THE JETS HAD A STREAK OF NOT BEING IN THE PLAYOFFS SOME YEARS AND OTHER YEARS NOT WINNING SUPERBOWLS WHICH MEANS THAT THIS YEAR'S SUPREMELY TALENTED TEAM SUCKS! AND THEN JOHN ABRAHAM AND FAKE SPIKE AND BILL PARCELLS AND CHAD PENNINGTON AND KELLEN CLEMENS AND KEYSHAWN AND OMG SAME OLD JETS OY,

In conclusion...

Dear doubter and fair weather fans,

Please stick your smelly-ass, balding, dandruffy heads in a giant unflushed toilet and wash yourselves away with the rest of the excrement. Thank you very much.

Sincerely,

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lol you should of just put dear jetsexpert he knows he has failed horribly

Gang green nation!

fire schotty and lets go get a goddamn snack!

by JETSFANF0RLYF3 on Dec 7, 2010 10:38 AM EST reply actions

by revis_island on Dec 7, 2010 11:34 AM EST up reply actions

don't be bashful

tell us how you feel Sione

by longsuffering but optimistic on Dec 7, 2010 10:41 AM EST reply actions

lol i think he was being sarcastic i think...

Gang green nation!

fire schotty and lets go get a goddamn snack!

by JETSFANF0RLYF3 on Dec 7, 2010 10:51 AM EST reply actions

Well at first I was like

:-I
But then I was all like
lol :D

by JetsFanMurphy on Dec 7, 2010 11:28 AM EST reply actions

boy i was about to tear you a new one

Win or lose, I’m a fan for life. Hey fellows would like a little feedback on my blog. Good write up, the front runners will be back.

by BIG OH!!!!! on Dec 7, 2010 11:31 AM EST reply actions

Lol. Well said.

by Crackback on Dec 7, 2010 11:35 AM EST via mobile reply actions

I agree with the OY comment

by oldskooljet on Dec 7, 2010 11:56 AM EST reply actions

I agree with

the assesment on the franchise prior to 1960—we couldnt win a damn game! This has to be a “new” Jets team given the vast improvement over the years leading up to 1960.

by ATL Jetsbaby on Dec 7, 2010 2:02 PM EST reply actions

LOL great post by the man with the best SN.

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by Ryan Alfieri on Dec 7, 2010 7:15 PM EST reply actions

100 years ago...

The opening was the best part.

by cult hero on Dec 7, 2010 7:59 PM EST reply actions

Well said SB

The Jets are and always will be my team. No matter what. I have been given little joy throughout the years, especially as compared to other teams. Last night stung, as any of a million fans could attest to. Every bad play, every humiliating misfire. but you know what, for better or worse I will be at my Jet bar on Sunday with my jack and coke and my chicken wings, wearing my Jet’s jersey and anything else green and white I can find (except my Jet buckle, we have lost all 3 games when I wear that one, you guys understand right?).

In other words I will not let some random fairweather fan make me feel like less of a fan or for that matter a person, becuase they can’t handle losing a wopping 3 games out of 12, cause you know that is what the same old jets do every single year, well since 1960, don’t want to step on SB’s research.

So simply put Go Jets!!!

España 2010 Campenoes del Mundo!!!

by Togaman7 on Dec 8, 2010 12:18 AM EST reply actions