Talking Points Announcers Will Beat Into the Ground Tonight

by John B on Dec 6, 2010 11:00 AM EST

Given the crew calling the game, this feature will for the first time have a few statements that don't begin with, "You know."

(After a big play by Danny Woodhead) You know, Danny Woodhead was undrafted out of a Division II school. The Jets waived him, and he ended up in New England. Think the Jets wish they had him back? (Uproarious laughter)

Let me tell you something. This guy (Tom Brady) is just a great quarterback. This guy reminds me of Joe Montana. I'd love to coach this guy.

I'm going to say something bold to you, Jaws. This guy (Bill Belichick) will make the Hall of Fame as a coach.

You know, Bill Belichick was supposed to coach the Jets, but he left to take the New England job.

You know, Bill Belichick and Rex Ryan have very different styles.

You know, the Patriots have won three Super Bowls since 2001. Now the Jets are trying to overtake them.

Man, this guy (Santonio Holmes) can run a route. This guy is like Cris Carter out there.

This guy (Darrelle Revis) is one of the best corners in the game.

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So yeah, I'm a Colts fan

But tonight I’m chanting J-E-T-S Jets! Jets! Jets! Even wearing a Jets shirt today lol.

Please, for the love of god, please destroy the Patsies.

He who makes a beast of himself relieves the pain of being a man

by etid5353 on Dec 6, 2010 11:14 AM EST reply actions

for you my firend since we both hate the patsies

Gang green nation!

we won the f*#&ing game now lets go get a goddamn snack!

by JETSFANF0RLYF3 on Dec 6, 2010 11:22 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs

friend**

Gang green nation!

we won the f*#&ing game now lets go get a goddamn snack!

by JETSFANF0RLYF3 on Dec 6, 2010 11:27 AM EST up reply actions

The Pats Have won 25 in a row at home!
(But their playoff loss at home last year will NEVER mentioned.)

The Sun actually shines out of Tom Brady’s Ass!

by James Calvin on Dec 6, 2010 11:16 AM EST reply actions

The stat is actually

Brady has won 25 in a row at home. Last home loss was Jets, 2006.
As everyone in the media keeps saying the Pats have won 25 in a row at home, your mistake is understandable.

Would you give a man a foot massage?

by insertscreenname on Dec 6, 2010 11:21 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs

Ravens Beat them in Foxboro in the playoffs last year 33-14.

Their’ streak is for ‘regular season games’.

by James Calvin on Dec 6, 2010 11:35 AM EST up reply actions

of course.

Playoff games are not counted as normal games in the NFL’s strange system.

Would you give a man a foot massage?

by insertscreenname on Dec 6, 2010 11:43 AM EST up reply actions

neither do nba or mlb

Gang green nation!

we won the f*#&ing game now lets go get a goddamn snack!

by JETSFANF0RLYF3 on Dec 6, 2010 11:53 AM EST up reply actions

Must be an American thing then.

Would you give a man a foot massage?

by insertscreenname on Dec 6, 2010 11:57 AM EST up reply actions

Look at it like this, if folks took playoffs and regular seasons in consideration

Peyton Manning would not be considered so hott a QB.

Don't cut your locks Tom Terrific!

by PatNation85 on Dec 6, 2010 12:06 PM EST up reply actions

Greatest regular season QB quite possibly ever, but playoffs are a

different story.

Don't cut your locks Tom Terrific!

by PatNation85 on Dec 6, 2010 12:06 PM EST up reply actions

Yeah!

Playoffs are a different story I agree.. Kind of like in 2007 when the Patriots went 16-0 and Brady set that TD record but couldn’t pull it off in the playoffs..

by NJNETS29 on Dec 6, 2010 12:25 PM EST up reply actions

Dude why be an ass? I could go on about the lack of anything

positive for decades for Jets fans, but i don’t.

Don't cut your locks Tom Terrific!

by PatNation85 on Dec 6, 2010 12:28 PM EST up reply actions

alright fair enough.. for the record no doubt brady is one of the best ever and i’m just messing with you, but you also got to acknowledge the fact that manning has also won the super bowl and been super bowl mvp

by NJNETS29 on Dec 6, 2010 12:40 PM EST up reply actions

Indeed he did. I know because my team gave up a 21-6 halftime

lead to those bastards in the 2006 AFC championship game. Besides the ’07 Superbowl that was the most painful loss ever. Even if Manning won the Superbowl against the all world powerful Sexy Rexy Grossman.

Don't cut your locks Tom Terrific!

by PatNation85 on Dec 6, 2010 12:43 PM EST up reply actions

Just like i can say he's a 2-time superbowl MVP. And three time

champion. Seems pretty awesome playoff numbers to me.

Don't cut your locks Tom Terrific!

by PatNation85 on Dec 6, 2010 12:29 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs

He's got a long way to go...

To be be able to sniff Joe Montana’s jockstrap.

by James Calvin on Dec 6, 2010 12:54 PM EST up reply actions

Why would he wanna sniff Montana's jock strap?

True Jets fan!

Don't cut your locks Tom Terrific!

by PatNation85 on Dec 6, 2010 1:35 PM EST up reply actions

by James Calvin on Dec 6, 2010 1:49 PM EST up reply actions

Oh come on!!

he looks great

Don't cut your locks Tom Terrific!

by PatNation85 on Dec 6, 2010 1:50 PM EST up reply actions

Excellent articles and posts here, John

this ~~week~~ past 11 days. Enjoyed and appreciated.

Keep the faith!

by Marima on Dec 6, 2010 12:10 PM EST reply actions

“I’m going to say something bold to you, Jaws. This guy (Bill Belichick) might have the Hall of Fame as a coach, if he wasn’t fined half a million dollars for cheating. That’s inexcusable.

by James Calvin on Dec 6, 2010 12:22 PM EST reply actions

Yeah i'm sure if it wasn't for that, you guys would've won more games.

Even a Superbowl

Don't cut your locks Tom Terrific!

by PatNation85 on Dec 6, 2010 1:36 PM EST up reply actions

Don't Cut your Locks Tom Terric?

Are you serious? That’s…. never mind.

by James Calvin on Dec 6, 2010 1:41 PM EST reply actions

You missed one from Gruden...

You know, big time franchise quarterbacks are what I fantasize about before I go to sleep. In fact, when I’m alone at night with nothing to do I role footage of games between Brady and Manning or Brady and Favre, take off all my clothes and rub myself down with sensual oils. That, Jaws, is a way to spend an evening I tell you.

Just look at Brady’s chiseled features and that find head of hair he’s sporting right now. I start breathing heavy just thinking about it…

Have I mentioned how much I hate Jon Gruden? I hate Jon Gruden. I may very well mute this game tonight because MNF gets more painful every single Monday.

by cult hero on Dec 6, 2010 2:19 PM EST reply actions